English funny sms

Boy : Can I hold your hand?
Girl : No
Boy : why?
Girl : Because it hurts when you leave it !!!
Boy ( in his mind) : Damn..! I am acting and
she is overacting !!

Telugu sms jokes

Girl: naa phone epudu maa amma
daggare untundi….,
.
.
Boy: mari nenu phone
chesinapudu ..
.
.
mee mother ki dorikipova…? .
.
.
. girl : nenu nee number ni “battery
low” ani save chesa.
nuvvu phone chesinapudalla,
maa mother phone naku ichi
charging pettamma antundi..

Telugu messages for mobiles

Maga simham ada simhanni kiss
chesthuntundhi.
.
Ada simham maga simhanni api atu itu
chusthundhi ..
.
Maga simham:" emaindhi.. ??
.
Ada simham:" em ledhu chuttupakkala
Discovry chanel vallu unnaremonani
chusthunna, saale gallu mms tistharu..
.
.
Edhavalaki privacy anedhi
okatuntundhani kuda telidhu..